Duguyihong and Sanyang didn’t escape. Duguyihong was stunned and muttered, "Brother Xiao, you won’t hurt Xiaohong, will you?"
The three wolves knelt down to the magic statue in unison: "knock on your face!" "
The magic statue took a look at the three wolves and said to himself, "Although there are not many inferno sites in the human world, as long as there are, it is impossible to kill people with inferno blood on our territory!"
After a pause, he added, "I have been fighting with the protoss for thousands of years. I didn’t expect that humans would fight each other to the death." Strange, strange, strange … "After three strange words, the magic statue fell flat. It’s not because the magic statue is incompetent, but because my body simply can’t stand it.
Back to the resurrection point, I am a bad guy. At this time, I can’t figure out why my super awesome equipment can’t kill a person with only a little blood left. What makes him even more depressed is that this person can’t die, but he even stood up and gave himself a second. What’s the use of that sick defense? No, I must ask GM. Although I have money, I can’t spend them in vain!
Chapter 183 GM come again
I am a bad guy. After angrily logging off at the resurrection point, I immediately dialed the customer service number of Crazy, and the customer service told him to go online, and GM would answer any questions he had in the game.
I’m a bad guy, and I’m on the line with a lot of fire. Turn on GM channel as soon as you get online.
"Hello, I’m GM001, and I’m glad to serve you."
I am a bad guy, and I am helpless to this polite answer. I am already very angry, and now I am even more angry: "Can you answer any questions I ask?"
"Of course, I can answer any questions about this game for you."
"Well, I ask you, I spent so much money to build equipment, why can’t even kill a person with only one drop of blood?"
Hearing this, GM001 suddenly became nervous and asked, "Please provide the time, place and the name of the other party."
"The time is a few minutes ago, in Zhenbao Island, and the other party’s name is Xiao Hou."
"ah!" GM001 gave a light shout, thinking that he had been expected.
"What’s the matter? Can’t you answer? " I’m a bad guy. My tone is a little cold.
"No, I can answer your question. The man you want to kill is not a player, he is a special NPC. You know, our game company has customized an undead program for some special NPCs in the game, that is, no matter how the player cuts, the NPC’s health value will always remain at a drop of blood and will not die. " GM001 knows that he can only make up a story to deceive the player who asked the question now. If you tell the truth, it is very likely that these RMB players will be driven away, so the boss will fire himself. This person is really, who don’t go to provoke, just want to provoke the devil.
"You cheat children? How can there be an immortal NPC in the game? It must be that you can’t answer this question, and you deliberately fooled me? "
"No, no, no, I’m telling the truth. Don’t say it’s you, it’s me, and there’s no way to kill that NPC named Xiao Hou. I did it once last time, but I couldn’t kill him. "
"So, what you said is true? If it’s really an NPC, I’ll hang it right, but if it’s not, listen up, and I’ll give you color! "
"Really, of course, it’s true …" Before GM 001 finished, I was a bad guy and cut off communication.
I am a bad guy and think: what bird NPC? Thought I was a three-year-old child? It’s not my first time to play online games, huh! But when he thought of the name of this online game-"Crazy", he couldn’t help but frown again, and another thought suddenly arose: Is the crazy world really full of wonders? Hey, hey, if that’s the case, no matter who the player NPC is, this game is too interesting! With this in mind, I finally feel a little better as a bad guy, and I am looking forward to finding my own team to brush the blame and train.
GM001 is stunned. I don’t know if I should report this matter to my boss. Such a thing happened in the game. As an insider, he is clear. Although the development of the matter was expected and the boss was equally aware of it, he decided to report it.
In a very hidden basement, GM001 found the person he wanted to report-a tall middle-aged man.
"No.1, what’s the matter?"
"Boss, what we have been worried about has appeared!" GM001 told the person he wanted to report a series of things that happened to me. After finishing, he added: "Boss, what should I do next?"
The man thoughtfully made a decisive decision: "No.1, you go into the game to see if the other player’s things are still with him." Go quickly, and leave the details to the technicians. If the other party’s things don’t affect the overall operation of the game, then you should know how to do it? "
GM001 nodded, turned and left the basement, soon returned to his workshop, and then went online.
When I woke up, I saw the red rattan of the fire vine, which was very warm in the main hall. I tried to move my body, but as a result, I could move, but I was sore all over. Damn devil, every time I borrow my body, I become very weak. I can’t tell whether I blame him more or thank him more. After all, with him around, I’m not in danger of demotion.
The brothers in the gang definitely didn’t want to disturb me, so they all went out. I stood up, holding the flaming rattan and walked out. As soon as I looked up, I saw GM001.
GM001 is still as sage like type, but I have no intention of welcoming him.
"What are you doing? I didn’t call you! "
"Ha ha, Mr. Xiao, I’m here to see how well you’ve played the game recently. How about it? Are you happy playing this game? "
"Happy? Open your head! Don’t you see? I have to suffer such a heavy injury all day. Injury is important, but it is no different from reality. If it were anyone else, I’m afraid I would have complained to you. Anyway, I won’t complain to you, Lao tze. It’s no use looking for it. You birds can’t even solve my little problem, hum! "
"Mr. Xiao, for you, we already have some understanding. It’s not that I don’t help you. In fact, I don’t have the ability to help you. I am sorry to tell you that you have become the first player in this game to be harassed by a third-party program. In this regard, on behalf of the company, I apologize to you! "
What do you mean by "third-party programs"? Is the long-lost plug-in reappearing in the rivers and lakes? "
"No. Specifically, third-party programs are programs that are not developed by our technicians. "
"Then tell me, what kind of program I got!"
"Mr. Xiao, calm down. I came to see you today just to talk to you about it."
"You say, I’m listening!"
"The magic statue in your body is actually a third-party program. Although the magic statue is a super BOSS in this game, the one in your body cannot be compared with the one in this game. In terms of power, it’s still the powerful one in your body. In fact, if our BOSS, Ben GM can be crushed to death with one finger, but the one in your body, Ben GM can’t do anything about it. Last time, although I sealed it, it seems that I didn’t succeed. "
"Why around such a big turn? Why don’t you just say that someone is interfering with your game? "
"Well, Mr. Xiao, you are really a wise man."
"Then you come today, will you help me get rid of this third party and order?"
GM001 shrugged helplessly and said, "Mr. Xiao, I have already said that there is nothing I can do about the magic statue in your body."
"Then what are you doing here?"
"I will do my duty and tell you the truth. It’s not that there is no way to solve this problem. The key lies in yourself. "
"What way?"
"Delete the number."
"#% RMB # (uncivilized language, system shielding)! This is also called a way? Is it easy for Lao Tzu to train? Besides, if I do it again, will you give me the artifact or not? Even if you are willing to give it, I will not choose to delete the number and start again! "
"Well, there’s nothing I can do but try my best to seal you again."
"Wait, who asked you to seal it?"
"Why, you don’t want to?"
"It’s not a question of whether I want to or not, in fact, it’s a question of whether you can."
GM001 hesitated for a while, and finally said helplessly, "Mr. Xiao, I may not be able to completely seal the magic statue in your body, but as a GM, I just hope you have a good time playing games."
"Open your big head ghost! Just want to earn our money! " I cursed bitterly in my heart, but I said to him in my mouth, "Since you are not sure, forget it. Do you think I can stand up to your ordeal like this? Forget it, I just want you to promise me one request. "
"You said that as long as I can do it, I will promise you."
"This is what you said. Ok, I just want you to appear in front of me when I call you. Of course, I am not that kind of boring person. I won’t call you casually unless I have to. "
GM001 thought for a moment and said, "OK, I promise."
"Well, it’s okay, you go, I don’t want to see you again now!"
GM001 was not angry either. He just left and disappeared in a flash.
Looking at the shadow of GM’s departure, I thought to myself, "third-party program?" That’s funny. However, isn’t this game called Crazy? In that case, can’t I be crazier in this game? Third-party programs that even GM can’t clean up are really amazing! Who will do the right thing with Chinese people? This is getting more and more interesting. I don’t care who fights with whom, as long as I have a good time. "
Although the hall is warm as spring, it is not as attractive as the sunshine outside. I helped the fire vine to walk outside. I had just taken two steps when a sudden burst of dizziness came and I lost consciousness in an instant.
"Hey hey, don’t blame me. I have to carry out the boss’s orders. Whether I can do it or not, I still have to do it. " GM001 talked and acted in collusion with me. If someone is screaming, you can hear the click of my bones.
GM001 didn’t stop until he got sweaty all over. He casually wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to himself, "I don’t know whether this trick taught by that guy works or not." Alas, regardless of him, we have to do something to be soft on others. Well, it seems that it may be useful! Now go back and explain.
After GM001 left, Dugu Yihong and Sanyang came in.
"Crazy people can really sleep. Every time he is crazy, he will sleep for a few days. You see, he has not woken up yet. " The black thief approached me, and when he saw it, he didn’t wake up, so he nagged the others. "No, how could he move if he didn’t wake up?"